23: 40 RANDOM FACTS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME.

I just want to share  some of the facts  you've never known about and maybe afterwards,we might be friends or "twins" who knows?

1: I'm very spiritual.I believe in universe,I talk to universe and I love universe.I also believe in God,something that i really  argue about,because I have never known if am into Christianity or  Pantheism.

2: I can wake up very early without an alarm and maintain that schedule.

3: I'm OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and I kind of struggle with anxiety issues.

4: I never forget people's faces nor their names.

5: I have psychic abilities.I can predict many events and atimes I always feel as if I can read minds.(Honestly,it's more than that,but one thing for sure is ,my intuition is very powerful).

6: I have never worn a watch.

7: I love fashion and uniqueness.

8: I can't stand cobwebs,spider webs,dust webs.I fear them so much.

9:  My first love will always be reading and writing.I wrote my first  piece while in highschool,it was  a script like.And I started reading way back when I was very young.

10:I admire confident people.

11: I have always loved reality shows,I think that's one of the reasons I started a YouTube channel.

12: I got my first job when I was 19.(I was a rich student).

13: I love to watch what I eat,but it's like sometimes I don't really care.I have never had body image issues.

14: I have a scar on my tummy due to a surgery and because of all that, some people usually think I'm a mom. The only thing I have "given birth "to are my articles and some discoveries that I haven't made public yet.

15: I tend to ask many questions/personal ones,even to strangers.Am I nosey? Yes iam.Im very observant too.

16: I always check under the bed everytime before sleeping.I mean everytime.If I wake up in the middle of the night  to pee or to eat,I will definitely do it.

17: I often wake up in the middle of the night to eat.

18: I genuinely love life and keeping time.

19: I'm an ambivert.

20: I'm such a crying baby.I will cry when am happy,sad,watching something,etc.I think emotional is my other name.

21: I care for my family so much and I love my parent's home.

22: I have a don't care attitude and this strong faith that can move mountains.

23: I hate alcohol and I can't stand people who smoke weed.No offense but they have this lousy smell.

24: I only love the hair on my head.(Still saving for a laser removal on other parts)

25: If I were to be reicarnated,I would wish to be Shonda Rhimes.

26: I believe in Karma.

27: I'm so very good in detaching myself from people.

28: I'm very picky on what i

watch.

29: I'm always writing a story in my head.

30: I'm very secretive.

31: I don't like school. I'm educated and learned though.

32: I have never had an issue with anybody's sexuality,religional believes,etc.But are we even allowed to have issues with any of that?Definitely not.

33: Black is my favourite colour.

34: Soul music makes me happy.

35: I'm allergic to anything cold and dusty.My body will react so fast everytime am in contact with those two.Most of the mornings I will wake up sneezing (heavily and countless times,I might also loose my voice) also when I drink something cold regardless of the  warm weather.

36: Cats or dogs? I ain't a cat person.I always admire dogs and imagine myself in this huge house with many of them but honestly,I can't stand a moving fur near me.Sorry animal lovers.

37: I fear escalators.

38:I hate underwears.

39: I hate being forced to do something i ain't  willing to do.

40: I love my tea spicy.

21:TIPS FOR A HAPPY VAGINA.

   If you are a woman then I'm sure at some point  you've experienced some trouble down there.From an itch,foul smell ,rashes,to a bothering discharge.And if you've never,chances are you might.Below are some of the observations you should  be Keen on.

1: Have a gynecologist- Make sure to often involve screenings and checkups in your schedules.Some infections may cause huge problems if not detected early.

2: Ditch that undewear -Why do people suffocate themselves? Never let anyone crucify you for going commando,but if you can't then make sure to take it off at night.Your lady parts need to breath .Also avoid wearing tight clothes to bed. Again,if you have to wear the undies,make sure they are dry and well aerated.So it's time you took them out of your bathroom.

3: Wiping from front to back after washroom visits- This is hard and uncomfortable but it will keep away the bacterias causing infections.

4: Include unsweetened yorghuts in your diets- They have live and active cultures for health ph levels. It helps in curbing yeast infections too.Also remember to keep your water bottle near.

5:Have a specific/ dry towel - Everytime I talk to people into buying a vagina towel,they end up making fun but it's one of the most important items you can own.

6: Never hold pee -The next time you feel like peeing,just run and let it out.Or else you will be encouraging  bacteria build up which may lead to urinary tract infections and kidney diseases.

7: Always practise safe sex - Did you know some infections,urinary tract infection  to be precise is so easily  and unknownily transmitted through  sex?

8: Washings your hands before visiting the washroom- Your hands are prone to so many endangering germs,and you may end up accidently touching yourself.

9: Do self tests- You need to know what happens inside your body.Check yourself often and smell your clothes/ parts if you have to.You need to know how to detect if there's something wrong going on.Even if it's not huge.

10: Avoid sitting on public toilet seats and also be careful  with splashes.

   Always remember that  regardless of being celibate you are still prone to some infections.There will always be cases like pregnancies,period cycles,medications,etc that  will lead to hormonal changes.So it's time  people ,especially men stopped being ignorant.

SECRETS FOR MY GLOWING SKIN.

     "The secret behind an amazing skin is to mind your own business and to not let  anyones's dusty son mess with you".This is the answer you will get when you try to inquire why a person has a nice skin.Many people have  really tried to know what I use on my face,and apart my good genes below is what you supposed to try.

1:Teach yourself to drink lot of water_This will help in flushing out the toxins that aren't needed in your body.
2: Change your pillow cases often_There 's always dirt from oils that will definitely damage your face.
3: Know your skin type.Is it normal,oily or dry?This will help you everytime you are buying facial products.Just because a product works for somebody,doesn't mean it will work on yours too,always know that.
4: Wash /cleanse before bedtime_When washing your face,be gentle on it.Also avoid using hot water.You should know that pores need to be opened while you are asleep.You don't have to oil your face when sleeping too.
5: Avoid touching your face./always store your soaps and products on a clean surface.
6: Get enough of sleep_ You will avoid dark circles,have more rest and glow more.We all need some beauty sleep
7: Avoid alcohol_ It dehydrates and ages your skin.It messes your hormones too.
8:Invest in facials and steams,you can also do your steaming at home.
9:Never prick the pimples_You have to be displined here,or else they may spread to other areas or may lead to wounds.
10: You are what you eat_Watch what you feed on.

I hope it helps you to get the glow you've always wanted.

19: WHAT'S IN MY KIONDO/WHAT EVERY GIRL'S SUPPOSED TO CARRY.

Have you ever visited a public washroom or you are in a restaurant and a person approaches you and they ask for some tissues or wipes?  I guess you have. Honestly,I don't like borrowing, neither do I love sharing.
I'm a such a kiondo lover.At the moment I'm carrying a medium size which I feel is so versatile.So let's check what's inside.
1: A sanitizer-You are always walking in public areas touching so many things and shaking people's hands ,you will be prone to germs.
2: Umbrella -I bet no one needs her hair wet from the rain nor her make-up ruined.With this unpredictable weather, that's one of the things you will need.My mum will always tell me "Mwaari  I gatambaa"(a woman will always need a scarf) Well, probably a scarf is the other necessity.
3: Tissues/Tampons/Wipes - Incase of unexpected periods and spillages,you will be soughted out.
4:A packet of condoms - You haven't made up your mind about abstaining from sex, right? It's time you learnt to be responsible.
5: Purse/Wallet- Always carry some cash with you.
6:I have a small kit where I keep twezzers, safety/bobby pins, sewing threads/needles,flash drives,etc.You should have one to.
7:I have this amazing tiny tripod stand that I will always carry everywhere incase I want some vlogs or pictures and I don't want to bother anyone.
8: A note book/a pen-A times we need some to do lists and to record some events down, right?
9:A wig cap-If you don't own yours,you will be forced to wear used ones or spend an extra coin, everytime you are shopping for hairs.
10:A book-  I'm such a big reader and I have so many books in my phone.But there's always something awesome about

turning pages.You see those moments when you are waiting for someone or you in a car bored and most probably you can't use your phone?
11:My lucky charm- I'm always doing positive journalling, like I will write amazing things about myself in different papers and I will carry them everywhere.
We all have different believes, if something makes you feel good when you look at it,why can't you carry it everywhere.
  So, what in your bags people?

18 : MY FORGONE LOVE

Do you find yourselves reminiscing and making wishes? Most probably wondering why a specific thing never occured or regretting why it occured.And maybe hating yourself for the decision you made that has finally changed everything.You can't even share it because you are afraid of people thinking you are a loser,right?But then again you roll your eyes,snap your fingers,curse out loudly and convince yourself that it was bound to happen and life happens all the time anyway.
If life never happened,I would be touring the world,living in some expensive villas,making injeras(my love for injera is on another level) and married to Tesfay,an Eritrean hunk of a guy whom I dated for a while.He was rich in love and had made it clear that he wanted me for a wife.Never hesitated to introduce me to his family.Tey,as I would call him,was appealing in all aspects.He's the only man I know who understood the importance of candlelighted dinners in a woman's life.He used to pick me up every Saturday,go for shopping and everytime we would argue whether to go to movies first or an eatout.We would later pick up some spicy food and drive so far away listening to Arabic music.He would make sure to hold my hand and sing along everytime.
The next time a person tells you nothing last forever,please believe them.Things went South and our love hit the rocks.You wondering what happened?who cheated on who,right?No one,I just couldn't handle the commitments,considering I was so young,I felt the pressure was to much.Getting married and having babies at a young age has never been my thing.I had to set him free and trust me,it never ended so we'll.I broke him so much.
I thought everything would be normal but my life fell apart and my heart been ripped since.I have gone for so many dates but I just can't stand the guys,had a few one-night stands but trust me that didn't work either.I can't stop envying the love birds on the streets and do you know the worst thing?Sad love songs that hit so hard when am alone.Jaden keep insisting that most probably men aren't my type,that I was meant to be a "vaginatarian".How am the only straight person in my circle is still a mystery.I think that's the price I will forever pay for breaking an innocent being.

17:NORMS

Apart from snores,I hate mornings.I have never been a morning person and I wonder how people do it.How do you survive your mornings?
So yesterday I had to wake up early because I was attending an interview.Not just an ordinary one but with the biggest media firms in Nairobi,who've been in need of a gossip columnist.Thanks to Jade,he's heaven sent.You all remember Jaden,right?
Did I mention that I hate interviews?I mean this is the only place that you will sit silently,pretending that you are calm and let a group of people sort of make fun of you.I once attended one and this guy wanted to know if I had kids and proceeded to ask if I was expectant.He didn't seem to buy my answers though,so he kept pushing and others were laughing.It was creepy and insulting.
If you don't own a car,then you probably know how frustrating it is to use matatus in the mornings.Dirty-wet seats,foul smelling and moody passengers.Not forgetting the loud music.My question has always been how the driver is able to identify the different genre to play and in specific time.Like we will listen to gospel music in the morning,hip-hop in the midday to reggae/dancehall in the evening.Am a big sucker for Tank and I listen to him everytime I get a chance to.I think that's a definition of real loyalty.
Seated next to me was a guy who was playing some games in his phone while cursing everytime he lost and received glares from a woman across,who kept glancing at her watch very often There's also this lady who was asleep,how people get the comfort to sleep during short journeys still shocks me.
The ambiance suddenly changed when the radio was turned on and there was a heated argument between these two gentlemen in a certain show.My wishes of wanting a female in that show,still need to be taken care of.They were talking about what women are/aren't supposed to do.Callers were crazily giving their opinions and using all sort of irritating words.
Ever been a victim of sexism?Have you met a group of guys fighting and one tells another to stop being a" woman/acha umama"?I have and i think it's sad and depressing to live in an era where people are so ignorant.
Where it's considered okay for a grown man to live with his mother and depend on his family,because apparently guys are supposed to be close to their mothers. Isn't it what we say?We also call them eligible bachelors,right?Did you know that it's "okay"for them to sleep around?
But it's always an issue to unmarried women or who don't want to get married.And we keep asking them when they will have babies.They are slut shamed because of having too much sex and talking about sexuality.Dear men,we are also in need of amazing orgasms and a choice/voice when it comes to our bodies.
Women have a right to dress to their choice,it's about whatever that makes them feel good.Its shameful to judge a woman's body and not cool at all to accuse them of greed for money or label them as opportunistic when they are working really hard for it.Because just like men we also deserve to have a good life.
We've all seen strong women,females who can do "men" jobs,who play sports(which is so underrated).So,let's empower them and respect single mothers.Because they're our mothers,daughters,wives,in-laws and friends.I understand atimes you feel intimidated by them.
To all ladies,never entertain stereotypical remarks from men nor take them lightly.
And if you still think that a woman's place is in the kitchen:to cook,clean,look good for men and kneel down on the doorstep waiting for you to come home at midnight,then we will really want to question who raised you.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

"Not all parents are good people nor good at parenting".I'm sure you're all aware of this saying.And we've heard many crazy stories about parents from hell,right?
I won't lie to you.I have the best parents in the universe.And today being about motherhood,I will give you a glimpse of my mum.

She's more than a gem with the purest heart ever,i think I got that from her.I would call her an angel.She tries her best to understand me and I think she's the only person who's ever been patient with me.
Can I tell you a secret?I stopped bed wetting when I was a big girl,like a very big one,weird you think?But she was waiting religiously,without pressuring.Always there to dry my beddings and to wash my clothes.Well,she still does my laundry.
She's always the first person I call when things aren't okay.From when am having a flu,cramping to whatever advise I need.She has made herself reliable and still makes everyone feel comfortable whenever interacting with her.
She's that person who will call to remind me to take a glass of milk daily and give me a scolding if I ain't feeding well.She has taught me about life,done so many things and still doing.Live long mum.

We all deserve loving mothers and it's our duty to show appreciation.Give them a call often,buy some gifts maybe and just make their lives easier
Some might have left us and I know it hurts."But" it doesn't matter".Just talk out loud,they always listen.We all have a mother.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL DESERVING MOTHERS.

DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND

I ain't sure if we've already met,but if we have,then it might be a good thing,right?Probably you are in some country saving lives,making music,playing basketball,flying aeroplane's(I love planes) or you already married to this woman who didn't deserve you and you will leave her for me,it happens.
Many have either accused me of being a hard nut to crack and a wild/freaky person.They also describe me as a perfectionist,but cmon,what do you expect from a Capricorn woman?
Well,I wouldn't want you to have high expectations rather am requesting you to be patient with me for am a demanding human being.Yes I know it's a selfish thing and it's allowed,once in a while.
I can't get enough of cuddles,I even have this friend who calls me a puppy.Like I don't care if you are using your hands to do something or you are sleepy,we will definitely do the cuddling.
You should know that am always craving for attention.We all need our alone time,you are human too and I understand.But it won't hurt you to call and send some flirty texts when we ain't together.I know you will be looking forward to spend some time with your boys during the weekends,but remember as your woman,I will need a couple of hours with you.And we can do anything from watching a movie,reading a book,going to a dance class,feeding the pets to stargazing at night.Please never in your life call me a clingy girl.
I want to confess that I ain't a good cook,but honestly I try.And am sorry I wasn't taught about a woman's place being in the kitchen.So we have to help each other .Also expect to nurse some wounds because am careless with the knives and I tend to burn my fingers everytime am cooking.I enjoy trying new dishes though.However,I promise to help in other areas:our finances,giving you advises,being the best mother to our babies and did I mention that am good in cleaning and arranging/organizing things?Am also very good with people,I think am the warmest person alive.
Am a vocal female and I prefer people who can talk.So let's talk about anything and everything.Tell me your thoughts on politics,parenting,current economy,my weight,our issues,the beautiful girl you have a crush on,the cor-worker you picked a fight with or your bossy boss.So everytime I want to know how your day was,don't think am nagging you.
I don't know how everything will happen or the span of all that union but with me,am sure you will be a lucky man.

From your your future wife.

HINTS.

I really have this habit of ditching home cooked meals and take aways,rather I prefer eating out.Like there's something about sitting alone in a restaurant that is satisfying.So yesterday I went to my favorite fast food joint in town.It wasn't over crowded nor noisy,just as my preference.This means I had all the time to check my horoscope(this has been my ritual for some years now)and also read a book that I started not long ago(BECOMING MICHELLE OBAMA)thanks to Lucy my very good friend.This book ought to be read,especially by every woman.

So there's this old guy,in his sixties probably,who comes over and sits next to me.He has two bottles of soda and a smile on his face.He even says hi to me,something that makes me happy because that's how conversations start.I hate restaurant conversations but this a different type of a thing because it's with a stranger.An elderly stranger,who isn't hitting on me rather might knock some sense in my young brain.
I have so many elderly friends,something that shocks so many people especially my mum and she keeps on asking how I do it.I don't even know how it happens.I think am lucky and that's one of the best thing you can have,an eighty or more older granny sitting you down and talking about relationships and anything related to life.They are always honest and will never hide anything from you.

My old stranger sitted next to me kept sipping his soda and still held the other bottle.Something that made it weird,as if he was afraid it would vanish.For some minutes I thought the guy had dimentia.Trust me,I have dealt with a grand father with the condition and I know their behaviours.Sadly he passed away and I usually miss him.
He kept on checking his watch and glancing at me. Well, I had to ask him if he was in a hurry or waiting for someone.And with a huge smile he answered that he was waiting for someone special and took another sip.I couldn't question him anymore rather I decided to wait.And boom,the special person arrived.It was h

is wife and from the conversation they were having,I realized that their bond wouldn't be broken anytime soon.

As I was leaving the restaurant,I was thinking of so many things and I realized that love is underrated nowdays.Am a lover of love and I always get excited when people share their love stories.True love,real love,whatever name you want to call it.I think everybody wants love because it's a good and godly thing that makes our lives happier.
In as much as love is a strange and strong feeling that can't be forced.i believe hardwork is required.Or else how will the honeymoon stage be maintained.I have loved,like for more than ninety four million seconds and I always hear his voice and smell him almost everywhere.And am still loving.


But my question has always been,if lovers outgrow each other.I know friends do.And am sorry to all my friends because it might happen someday.Regardless of being tight,we have different dreams,visions,ideas and also we mature differently.I have had friends whom we've hanged out together for years and suddenly we couldn't click anymore.Like opinions on our things started to differ and that was the death of our friendship.
I have never forced people to respect my beliefs and that's why I will call it quits when it's start swaying.If you can't respect my lifestyle(from my dressing,hangouts to what am/not supposed to consume),you can't respect my relationships,you keep talking ill of the disabled regardless of your age,you continuously judge and act as if you are the angel of death to people's religion and the gay community(the LGBT in general)don't get me wrong,am very straight but I have much love and respect for this group.

We might have drifted apart with some friends but this doesn't make us bad people.But for my romantic relationship,I want us grow together.I want him to wait for me in a restaurant with a big smile and let everybody know that he's waiting for someone special.
If we share the same,let's pray in order to stick with what's serves us.

REMINISCENCE

My night wasn't the typical one where I keep up with the Kardashians, journal,reach out on my book shelf or even try out a couple of recipes I got from a certain cook book (I have become a kitchen guru guys). Rather,I was unboxing my birthday presents.Happy birthday to me by the way,am a year older now, officially a young woman.I must say it was the best moment and not an easy task,as I was so eager and I had so many gifts, in case you are wondering.I also printed the text messages, email wishes and filed them somewhere.

For a minute,I was reminded of years back when I was a young girl.Remember during school days when the teacher would request us to stand up, everyone would break into a birthday song and the birthday baby would receive some gifts?Tiny, special gifts from pure hearted kids.How the teachers kept tabs on our birthdays,is still a mystery.
Growing up was always fun, everybody would agree with me.I think life was so perfect and easy, right? People were more nicer and caring.

But we now living in one sick generation,where people are heartless,mean, bitter, ungrateful, name it.People got no concern for others.God knows some don't even care for themselves.We are used to having messy lives because we ain't willing to fix anything.Breaking other people's families, stealing, destroying others and still standing on the pulpit and worshipping so hard.I think that's called hypocrisy.We also have fraudulent friends,i call them "The Judases"like they will kiss and kill you the next minute.

Do you know those people who work out religiously,eat healthy, visit the doctor often but at the end of the day hop to bed with everyone?Why though?To fill the emptiness?

See,I ain't a saint.A couple of times I have sneaked into strip clubs, like there's something about that pole that i love so much.I have also pierced my titties and I see nothing wrong with it, regardless of people always"crucifying"me.What I mean is,we all have our own devils, but we need to stop feeding them.Lets be humane and work on our inside as much we do on the outside.And I believe our hearts will shine then.